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Another Fascinating Discovery!
The story on how I discovered all this information about Anderson Cooper is long and boring so I won't go into it. Just know it started with watching one clip of him co-hosting with Kelly Ripa (my favorite being this one) and it just went on from there. The back story is not important. What is important, however, is that after watching said clips and other things I learned something.

ANDERSON COOPER IS MY SOULMATE.*

Now, I realize every girl says that, but it's true! Let's first point out the obvious traits: intelligent, funny, tall, thin, handsome, and he's 17 years older than me. Those qualities right there make him absolutely perfect for me, but it continues.

Shy - He always talks, or pretends to, on his Blackberry when he wants to avoid conversation with other people. I don't pull the Blackberry trick I just flat out ignore people. He said he doesn't go to concerts because he doesn't want to talk to people. Anderson, if you're reading this, I go to concerts ALL the time and barely get into conversations with people. It does happen on occasion, but most people just ignore me so you need so you needn't fear going to concerts.

Fears roaches - My fear includes all beings of the insect species, but roaches are definitely up there on the list and Anderson doesn't like them either. Unfortunately, if we were ever to encounter one we'd both be telling the other to kill it.

Frogs - Anderson doesn't like frogs and neither do I. Simple.

Loves gummy bears - I love gummy bears and Anderson has hinted that he likes them as well. Or at least he's joked that he put all his stock in gummy bears.

Mildly dyslexic - Anderson said that he was mildly dyslexic as a child and didn't read a lot. SAME HERE. I don't know if he still suffers from it, but I certainly do. I do read a lot more than I did, but I should read more.

Finally, and this is the biggie...

Doesn't drink hot beverages - I'm not alone! Anderson Cooper doesn't drink hot beverages! People think I'm strange, but I'm in very good company now. The next time someone picks on me for it I can throw back, "Well, Anderson Cooper doesn't drink hot beverages either."

Perhaps that's where our similarities end, but I like to think we have more in common. I just need to meet him now to find out what they might be. :P I didn't want to be added to the growing list of Anderson fangirls, but with that much in common resistance is futile.



*Straight or gay, he's still my soul mate. I think we would make excellent friends. :)